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Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart

by Jillian , posted Jan 18 2011 8:20AM

 Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart

50 F (10C)
New Yorkers Try to turn on the heat
Minnesotans plant gardens.

40 F (4.4C)
Californians Shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans sunbathe.

35 F (1.6C)
Italian Cars won't start
Minnesotans drive with the windows down

32 F (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Minnesotans water gets thicker

0 F (-17.9C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
Minnesotans have the last cookout of the season

-40 F (-40C)
Hollywood disintegrates 
Minnesotans rent some videos

-60 F (-51C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes
Minnesota Girl Scouts sell cookies door-to-door

-100 F (-73C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Minnesotans pull down their earflaps

-173 F (-114C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Minnesotans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.4 F (-273C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops
Minnesotans start asking "cold enough for ya?"

-500 F (-295C)
Hell freezes over
The Vikings win the Super Bowl








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Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart
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